I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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