By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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