New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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