Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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