Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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