Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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