So drunk its hurt
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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