this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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