I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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