your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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