According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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