I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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