I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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