your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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