Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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