Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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