i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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