Porn is love you can see.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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