you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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