I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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