Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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