it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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