I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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