they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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