you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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