I am in a vortex of obligation.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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