Jerry, you need to find god
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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