what if I'm pregnant?
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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