he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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