yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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