I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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