if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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