I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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