The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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