Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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