she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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