She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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