I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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