Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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