brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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