Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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