yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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