he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I want to fling myself into the sun
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