sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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