That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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