Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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