with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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