Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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