ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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