Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize